We Level the Playing Field with the Foreignness of our Unwanteds

Even at the Ministry for Wog Control, where knowledge of English is hardly a major requirement (see, for example, the persistent conflation of British citizen with illegal immigrant in ministerial excuses for the Windrush persecutions), a few of the boot-boys seem to have realised that ignorance of the language can be a bit of a handicap for some when trying to find employment. Accordingly, Syrian hordes have been sanctioned by the Idleness Police for debasing the tongue of Enoch Powell by sneaking off and learning it, rather than filling out applications in Arabic. In addition, and still further to the creation of a compliant environment for the kind of people who want British workers for British jobs, the swarming cockroaches are given only two days of "cultural orientation" to prepare them for their careers as job-stealers, welfare parasites and health tourists. After all, quite aside from the Ministry's moral obligations to the racist demographic, it would be a little insensitive to orient people very thoroughly towards a culture which wants nothing better than to kick them out as soon as possible.