We Can Always Barter Dialysis For Marmite Elsewhere

Sixteen treacherous fifth-columnists for the ghastly Euro-wogs are seeking to overturn the will of the British people on the pretext of concern for the deserving unwell, who could face massive costs for necessary treatments should the Recrudescent Imperium gain too much independence from the bureaucratic assault on democracy that is the European Health Insurance Card. The effort by the sixteen MEPs to appear concerned for public health is somewhat undermined by their bizarre decision to appeal to Jeremy C Rhymes-with-Hunt, whose blithe indifference to anything but the will of Rupert Murdoch is a matter of long and fragrant record. As might be expected, the Minister for Profitable Healthcare did not deign to respond, instead extruding a spokesbeing to reiterate Her Majesty's Government's standard line on all negotiations with the ghastly Euro-wogs: namely that Britain has made perfectly clear that it wants to keep all the perks and the Continent will just have to fall in line with the mainland.