Our Patience Will Achieve More

British values continue rampant among Her Majesty's Government's favourite Islamic fundamentalists, whose commitment to law and order can only be admired by the traitor police and feminazi-hunters in the Recrudescent Imperium of Westminster, Gibraltar and the Falkland Islands. Crown Prince Mohammed, Tin-Pot Tessie's third-best international chum after the Trumpster and his hydrophobic head-tribble, is cementing his reputation as a moderate and centrist social reformer by imprisoning activists who campaigned for women's right to drive: a right which the head-chopping House of Saud will be granting in a month's time, though of course without going to extremes. Some governments have condemned the arrests, but the Recrudescent Imperium has taken a more nuanced position because, in contrast with the outrages against human rights perpetrated by the likes of Russia, Iran, Venezuela and Brussels, with the head-chopping House of Saud a discreet word in the right place is considered more effective; particularly when accompanied by another shipment of thoroughly practical aids to wog-bombing.