Vik: Tory in Europe

Rah rah for the wonderful news!
No Marmite nor cheese we'll refuse
This rising new star,
The plucky Magyar,
And his parliamentary pews!

With us on his side he'll go far!
Let's have a wogs-out seminar!
The wrong sort of Jews
Will quake in their shoes
At Britain's new chumlies, rah rah!

Sir Winston de Pfeffel Shakespeare