Two Optimists

While Britain's substitute for an Environment Secretary, the jabbering homunculus Michael Gove, has been busy throwing dead cats in defence of the race-baiting incompetent at the Home Office, a notorious pessimist on the other side of the Atlantic has decided to take a more constructive view. Speaking at the unveiling of a national memorial to the enterprising activities of some proto-Rudds in Montgomery, Alabama, the former vice-president Al Gore noted that the effects of climate change in the USA will cause most suffering among the poor, the elderly, and African Americans. Should the same results be replicated in the Recrudescent Vassal Imperium, as well as in those insignificant parts of the world which exist purely for the accommodation of lesser breeds, then of course no honest, sensible, intelligent jabbering homunculus could ask for anything better.