Taxpayers' Gift to Lung Snobs

As with many great British virtues, notably tolerance and fair play, it appears that thrift is best practised in appropriately targeted moderation. Although the Government cannot afford to feed its citizens, protect their rights to legal representation or provide bursaries to train public health personnel, there is always money to spare for dragging anti-pollution activists through the courts. Since last summer, the jabbering homunculus Michael Gove and his chums have spent half a million in taxpayers' money on defending their right to let forty thousand expendables die every year from the effects of pollution. Despite the jabbering homunculus having once written leaders for Rupert Murdoch, the enemies of the people nevertheless persist in their arrogant delusion that they know better; which only goes to show why the great British virtue of respect for the law is being practised with ever-increasing moderation by Her Majesty's Natural Party of Government.