Proposititional Futurabilitation, Workabilitous Progressitivity

In spite of Dunkirk and all that's happened since, the perfidious Euro-wog in charge of Nazi punishment beatings continues to hold up negotiations on the Irish Question by insisting that Britain negotiate. With its customary British combination of pluck and gumption, Her Majesty's Government has repeatedly announced that the whole issue of the Irish border can be solved with technology; which one would think should be more than enough to settle the matter and pass to more significant things. Not a bit of it, however: the perfidious Euro-wog and the Irish prime minister continue to behave as if the relationship between Britain and Ireland were, in some strange fashion, complicated. Fortunately, within hours of the perfidious Euro-wog's pernicious pronouncements, the blithering prima donna David Davis announced that some proposals "on the future" were being copied and pasted from somewhere or other. It remains to be seen whether the future according to Team Davis is in quite the same place as it is for the grown-ups.