Helping Them Out

Given the spectacular success of her predecessor's squalid little Powellite Pantechnicon stunt a few years ago, it seems only natural that the race-baiting Clegg-pledger at the Home Office should wish to attempt something equally visionary of her own. Accordingly, the Ministry for Wog Control has started sending letters to the swarming hordes before considering their claims, magnanimously offering to kick them out without first putting them through all the expensive bother of applying for denial of asylum. Doubtless the scheme will soon be extended to other departments charged with disposing of unnecessary and subhuman elements: those facing criminal trial, for instance, could be given the prison rule-book as a moral and economic improvement on the complexities of Legal Aid.