We Shall Fight Them in the Streets

Hard-working British patriots will rejoice at the news that they are being protected as never before from asylum seekers and refugees. Under the capable tutelage of the race-baiting Clegg-pledger in the Home Office, Tin-Pot Tessie's hostile environment continues to pump its muscles and ply its fists, so that the number of cockroaches living in food poverty has risen by a fifth in the past year. So zealous are the minions of the Clegg-pledging race-baiter that the Ministry for Wog Control is exceeding even its own generous legal standards for swatting the swarming hordes: with traditional British defiance for bureaucratic rules and red tape, ninety per cent of homeless and destitute asylum seekers have been denied the emergency support to which the mere law of the land entitles them.