We Don't Need Your Kind Around Here

Britain's plucky little crusade against health tourists has notched up a new and glorious victory thanks to the Ministry for Wog Control, which has refused an NHS doctor permission to bring her three-year-old child into the country. Despite the millions of hard-working British families queueing up to work their way out of poverty by becoming junior doctors, Amany Abdelmeguid took advantage of an NHS recruitment drive and left her daughter in Egypt. Abdelmeguid's in-laws, who are looking after the girl, have been careless enough to let their health decline, and her husband is working near the Saudi-Yemeni border, which he claims is no place for a child despite the sterling efforts of Britain's weapons salesmen and the Ministry for Wog-Bombing. Abdelmeguid applied for the child's visa, was turned down, appealed, was turned down again, was invited by email to apply again on the grounds of exceptional circumstances, applied again and was turned down again on the same grounds as before. It would be difficult to imagine a clearer demonstration, either of Her Majesty's Government's determination to protect our newly global Britain from dusky foreign females, or of the precise degree of esteem in which Her Majesty's Government holds NHS doctors.