Prevention is Better Than Deportation

Patients stuck on waiting lists and corridor trolleys will doubtless be comforted to learn that the Ministry for Wog Control is doing all it can to protect them from the hideous possibility of being treated by an immigrant doctor who is earning a moderate salary. The Government has been greatly concerned to create a properly hostile environment for wogs who earn less than £55,000 a year, especially now that so much progress has been made in driving away the Euro-wogs who earn rather less. In a typically underhanded bit of politically-correct posturing, the NHS has gone so far as to recruit actual darkies from the Caribbean, India and Pakistan. Fortunately for the cultural health of the nation, the salaries of these swarming hordes are somewhat below the Ministry's threshold, and they are being forced to leave their positions vacant for the millions of underemployed white Britons who are panting and straining to relieve the winter crisis.