Gove Fights On

Although people who die from pollution in Britain tend to be poor, elderly or otherwise expendable, the jabbering homunculus Michael Gove has been summoned by the ghastly Euro-wogs to account for the country's persistent recidivism in breaking the law on air quality. As the glorious day approaches for final independence, no doubt our joke-shop Environment Secretary will be full of the defiant Dunkirk spirit and will inform the Euro-wog environment commissioner (a foreigner with a funny name, inevitably) exactly where he gets off. Environment ministers from eight other countries will also be at the meeting, so there will be much opportunity for the jabbering homunculus to negotiate individually and independently with each of them and thus cunningly undermine the sinister supra-nationalism of the Brusso-Strasbourgian axis. Once Britain's air is its own again, and she can fish her own waters without risk of Viking depredations from the banker-baiting barbarians of Iceland, then we can start getting rid of all those inconvenient rules and regulations which have prevented British business cleaning up.