Audemus Jura Nostra Defendere

Interfering do-gooders from the United Nations, who seem to make a career out of annoying people trying to make their countries great again, have found conditions in the Christian state of Alabama particularly uplifting. A mere twenty miles from the state capital, the benefits of avoiding Big Government are apparent in the entrepreneurial get-up-and-go of residents enjoying the right to make their own sewage disposal arrangements. As a result they have hookworm, which indicates the kind of shirker incentivisation that the dead-eyed warden of HM Prison UK, despite all the glamour of her special relationship as the Trumpster's first sycophant, can still only dream of bestowing.