Hitler Wanted to Unite Nations, Too

Gunboats may be required at New York as a malign cabal of piccaninnies, fuzzy-wuzzies and the perfidious French conspires in a hostile buy-out of Britain's jolly old share in the International Court of Justice. The UK has had a judge on the court since it was set up in 1946; but the present representative is at risk of ejection in a run-off vote with an uppity Indian, and this despite the Imperial Haystack's diplomatic sense of humour and ability to quote Kipling. The incumbent's achievements on behalf of world justice include obeying orders from Lord Goldsmith to deem the Iraq invasion justified, and being fulsomely praised by the Other Milibeing; so the loss would clearly be devastating.