The Holocaust: Dave Muscles In

By way of contrast to the noxious if largely nonexistent anti-semitism running rampant through the Labour Party, the late Head Boy laid plans for a major new Holocaust Experience thingy next to Parliament, just to show how much racism, homophobia and hatred are disapproved of in the party of Churchill, Clause 28 and the Go Home vans. Unfortunately, the Imperial War Museum intends opening its own Holocaust centre less than a mile down the road; but Pigsticker Dave has never been one to let good taste or manners interfere with his little whims, and if the spat between the sites continues to escalate we shall no doubt soon discover that the Liberal Democrats were against it all along. Quite aside from the queasily anticipated quantum of rah-rah, the likely consequences of the Bullingdon Club's remember-who-won centre include the loss of green space, increased pollution and a large and inconvenient level of security; which at least makes the project consistent with the rest of the Bullingdon Club's legacy to the nation.