Recoil and Boom

Lovers of liberty across the Cordited States are rushing to beat Big Government's latest attempt to restrict and undermine their rights. In the wake of the latest celebration of the Second Amendment, Congress is considering a ban on a rifle modification which enables a semi-automatic weapon to be fired with increased rapidity, at the price of reducing accuracy so far that even the NRA won't allow it on their ranges. When one is innocently enjoying oneself among the crowds at a concert, of course, accuracy tends to be a minor consideration; more importantly, many fans of freedom are afraid that if they don't buy the gadget soon, their purchase opportunification window may be subject to forcible de-widening. Hence, as God's own countrymen join with the free market in the scramble to send a stranger to Jesus, demand is higher than ever before.