Thoughts They Cannot Defend

Now that Tin-Pot Tessie and her very special schoolboys have found the magic money tree and ordered the Euro-wogs to be a bit more creative, one might think that the Recrudescent Imperium would at last be receiving its proper ration of rah-rah; but alas, not a bit of it. The treacherous Corbynite citizens of nowhere at Moody's have downgraded the nation's credit rating from the level achieved under the Osbornomic miracle; which was itself a downgrade from the top rating that, thanks to the ever-responsible connivance of Vince Cable, turned out not to matter very much anyway. However, those were the days of the Osbornomic miracle, when the economy was going from strength to strength, whereas these are the days of Brexit when, by contrast, the economy is going from strength to strength; which clearly makes all the difference. The Treasury has reprimanded Moody's for being out of date, and it is to be hoped that other credit agencies will take note and catch up with Britain's trend-setting opinions on such matters as Free Trade, Bimetallism and the Irish Question.