Profit With Pleasure

It appears that the financial acumen of the race-baiting Clegg-pledger at the Home Office is not confined to her little number in the Bahamas. The Ministry of Hostile Environments is not only charging £5.48 for entering into email correspondence with visa-seeking cockroaches; it is also imposing fees up to eight times the cost of processing immigration applications, and in a rare access of efficiency is concealing information from applicants so that they will spend yet more money to apply again. This delightful little dodge was announced six years ago under the coalition, as a means of compensating for budgetary cuts imposed under the coalition, all complacently nodded through by the Liberal Democrats; but the Clegg-pledging race-baiter has presided over an efficientisation of as much as twenty-three per cent in some cases. A spokesbeing for the Ministry exulted that the arrangement was only right, as anything must be if there's money in it; and proclaimed that those who have the temerity to try coming here and paying taxes should be made to pay for their heinous hindrance to the Recrudescent Imperium's global competitiveness.