Something Nasty in the Woodpile

Alas! could a gaffe be much b****r,
Or any more likely to tr****r
Among PC groaners
And Marxist Remoaners
All species of un-British sn****r?

Our Party must take back control
For glory of white working prole:
We've no racist bents,
It's just common sense:
Our glorious, thousand-year role!

No manger is long without dog,
Each Bullingdon boy has his hog,
Our ninnies are picked,
The saboteurs licked,
Yet - there in the woodpile - a wog!

Morris Johnson