The Curmudgeon


Sunday, July 23, 2017

Oh, the Inclusivity

As we all know, because Tin-Pot Tessie and her minions have told us so often, Her Majesty's Government is committed to building an inclusive society that works for everyone except the undeserving. Being in some need of votes, and recognising that there may be a few transgender people who are not poor, idle, Muslim, foreign-born, Marxist or citizens of nowhere, the Government has extruded the Minister for Education, Equalities and Whatever to burble Cameronian nothings about consulting on the possibility of making it less difficult for people to change their sex. The Minister also announced a reduction in the period of chastity which is required of gay men before their filthy, sin-tainted blood becomes acceptable for donation and potential transfusion into normal hard-working families. It is to be hoped that such liberalising and enlightened measures will be received with the gratitude and humility which they indubitably warrant.


  • At 3:41 pm , Anonymous The Judge said...

    The (b)Independent has an odd headline for the second story:

    "Gay men to be able to donate blood three months after having sex"

    I immediately thought of the American tourist who was stranded on a Tube platform because she misunderstood a sign, and was begging for someone to lend her a dog so that she could get out. After all, the sign clearly said, "Dogs must be carried on the escalator".


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