A Tough, Resilient Operator

Now that the Tin-Pot Tessie régime is on life support, courtesy of some rather expensive snake-oil extracted from the magic bigot bush, her faithful friends and allies are naturally jostling to position themselves in due accordance with their own long-deserved advantage. Hence, in the great Conservative tradition of courageous cripple-kicking, the blathering prima donna David Davis has pluckily permitted a chum to put the boot in on his behalf. It appears that Davis has been consistently hamstrung in his efforts to bring the Euro-wogs to their senses, thanks in no small part to the dead-eyed warden's unconstructive attitude towards the European Court of Justice. Tin-Pot Tessie's gurning hatred of the ECJ was evident to most observers throughout her six-year incumbency at the Home Office; but evidently the blathering prima donna had better things to do than keep track of his own party's governmental doings, let alone oppose them. This same toughness and resilience is doubtless what enables the blathering prima donna to distinguish between the undemocratic, morally objectionable national ID card and database scheme over which he once held a vanity by-election, and the thoroughly democratic, morally unimpeachable wogs-only ID card and database scheme which his government now plans to introduce.