Mother Theresa and the Threat to Peace
In the wake of the Trumpster's humane and enlightened sponsorship of the international coathanger industry, the ghastly Euro-wogs have naturally been conspiring to put Her Majesty's Government in a difficult position. The Trumpster has decreed that no government aid should be provided to charities which offer abortion services or advice, and the ghastly Euro-wogs are very selfishly and short-sightedly pledging money to fill the gap. This is embarrassing for the newly-independent United Kingdom, which on the one hand wishes to be seen as a leader and not a follower, and on the other hand wishes to suck up to the Trumpster no matter what the cost. Since the ghastly Euro-wogs have not had the courtesy to wait for the UK to set up its own commission for family values, the Government has made its displeasure clear by depositing at the Euro-wogs' conference something called Rory, rather than an actual minister, and by proclaiming that, actually, the Government has intensified its aid to family planning. Given Her Majesty's Government's idea of helping widows and orphans, it is just possible that the ghastly Euro-wogs may once again fail to draw the intended moral lesson.