The Pedantry of the Unelected

Our national march to renewed greatness has once more been impeded by unelected experts. Tin-Pot Tessie has been trying to push through an Enabling Act to protect British values; mere lawyers are hindering this necessary and patriotic measure by requiring the Government to define what British values are. Similar quibbling has victimised the good old Anglo-Saxon term nonviolent extremism, since it has proven beyond the linguistic resources of the dead-eyed warden to come up with a definition that includes all the bad people (wogs, citizens of nowhere and Jeremy Corbyn, basically) while excluding such paragons as the Trumpster, the head-chopping House of Saud and the strutting meta-retired ex-Caudillo of the Farage Falange.