People in a Far-Away Country

Rah rah for our soul-mate, the Trump!
No charlatan, cheat, churl or chump!
We're well in - but what!
He's starting to squat
And doing a big orange dump!

We're almost quite certain that race
Should probably not have a place
In policy there -
But that's his affair,
And we'll tell him so to his face!

Rah rah for our little brown brothers,
Their wee piccaninnies and mothers!
No lives will be marred,
No Brits will be barred:
Our Muslims are not like those others!

Amber de Pfeffel Chamberpot