One Thing or an Otter

Further evidence has emerged of the Deity's eternal forethought in anticipating and testing the doubts of His followers; either that, or the Heathen Chinee have contrived a hoax which, while not quite on the same scale as returning the planet's climate to prehistoric levels of warmth, does demonstrate a certain tell-tale lack of subtlety. Mere palaeontologists claim to have discovered fossils of a two-metre-long, fifty-kilogram otter, and some are already trying to claim it as a sign of diversity and unanswered questions, rather than as a clear proof that all biology has stayed more or less the same since that whimsical week in 4004 BCE. Like many climate change deniers and most creationists, the humungotter was most at home amid swampy shallows, and may have been too thick-headed to use tools without assistance.