More Dreadful From Each Foreign Stroke
Say what you like (while you still can) about small-minded, authoritarian, curtain-twitching vicars' daughters - when the right con man comes along, they do make superb sycophants. The dead-eyed warden of HM Prison UK has foresworn the British dignity shown by Germany and the British defiance shown by Mexico, and has signalled that the relationship between the Trumpster and herself might be one to rival the magical British Imperial romance between the chimpanzee and the poodle. "Haven’t you ever noticed, sometimes opposites attract?" Tin-Pot Tessie simpered, without making entirely clear which of their respective régimes she considers free of paranoid xenophobia, equitable in its income distribution, rational in its infrastructure and a non-hostile environment for immigrants.