Going Ballistic

A spoiled, deranged man-child with silly hair has been blustering insanely and may soon have his chubby finger on a nuclear trigger. Accordingly, the United States of America, where a spoiled, deranged man-child with silly hair has been blustering insanely and may soon have his chubby finger on a nuclear trigger, has issued a solemn warning about provocative actions and inflammatory rhetoric which threaten international peace and stability; or at least those pockets of international peace and stability whose disruption would not serve the financial interests of the US kleptocracy. While threatening full spectrum annihilation for anyone who looks at the Pentagon wrong, the US statement cited "multiple UN Security Council resolutions" which it has pleased the World Cop by the Grace of God not to veto, and which therefore possess unimpeachable moral status. The World Cop is believed to have one or two nuclear weapons of its own; although it is not entirely clear why it retains them, since their deterrent value against existential threats from the likes of North Korea and (until recently) Cuba is so clearly minimal.