Still Not as Scary as Muslims

Emissions of methane have risen dramatically over the past ten years, though only according to mere experts who cannot even find anyone reasonably safe to blame. Indeed, one reason why the mere experts are not very well-informed is that monitoring of methane emissions is far less important than monitoring Muslim children and the porn-watching habits of the proles. As a greenhouse gas, methane is up to twenty times more ignorable than carbon dioxide, and emissions may be increasing as a result of agriculture, fossil fuel mining, or the destruction of the Arctic ice cap; none of which anyone has the least intention of stopping, or even of trying to control. Among other things, methane is a significant by-product of shale fracking, to which the Government has committed itself in preference to nasty, dirty, noisy sources of energy with the purely incidental advantage of potentially keeping life livable.