Proper Protection

Our masters, so upright, so clean,
Will free us from all that's obscene:
Consensual hurting
And feminine squirting
May be done (for now), but not seen.

Our moral police have the fidgets
Because of below-the-belt widgets;
For many a prole
Might get in a hole
With illicit bundles of digits.

Be careful, for there will be more
Of sexual healing in store:
Let not private doings
Become public viewings,
Or Serco may bang on your door.

Connie Clutchpearl