The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

Proper Protection

Our masters, so upright, so clean,
Will free us from all that's obscene:
Consensual hurting
And feminine squirting
May be done (for now), but not seen.

Our moral police have the fidgets
Because of below-the-belt widgets;
For many a prole
Might get in a hole
With illicit bundles of digits.

Be careful, for there will be more
Of sexual healing in store:
Let not private doings
Become public viewings,
Or Serco may bang on your door.

Connie Clutchpearl

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