Unconstructive Dialogue

You just can't have a squeal about being prevented from talking about migrants these days without somebody threatening legal action. Avocado-scoffing metroliberal citizens of nowhere are threatening to sue the Minister for Lock 'em Up and Kick 'em Out for failing to meet her purely legal obligations to let the country be flooded by mini-wogs. The recent Immigration Act stipulates that unaccompanied juvenile threats to our way of life could be resettled in the UK provided all their paperwork was in order in France, Italy or Greece prior to 20 March; and the Government pledged that it would make arrangements as soon as possible to relocate as few as it could get away with. Even this has proved too many for the race-baiting Clegg-pledger Amber Rudd, and too few for a charity named, in gratuitous defiance of all legitimate and reasonable concern, Help Refugees. Additionally, there are worries that the Calais concentration camp is soon to be demolished without proper wog disposal arrangements having been put in place beforehand; the last time that happened, a hundred and twenty-nine unauthorised juveniles disappeared. At present the camp contains an estimated four hundred of the same; so if the same thing takes place again the problem will be almost one-third solved.