Free At Last

We may not know for certain whether it was indeed the wog-bashers wot won it for Leave; but Britain's Head Boy's little party-management stunt has not been slow to reap results among this nation of proud tamers of uncivilised tribes. A resurgence in British values, long suppressed by the Euro-wogs' politically-correct refusal to let anyone say a word about immigration, has led to a glorious rise in persons of inferior Britishness being put in their place. The two weeks either side of the vote yielded three thousand reports of hate crimes and incidents; studies have suggested that only one in four such crimes are reported, so the real figure could be considerably higher unless the assassination of Jo Cox and the sight of the strutting Caudillo posturing in front of his echt-Nazi poster encouraged more of the Britannically-challenged to come forward.