All Farewells Should Be Sudden

In a touching example of corporate responsibility, a chain of burger bars with the poetic name of Byron has connived with the Home Office to get thirty of its staff arrested on suspicion of breaching the immigration laws. The company set up a health and safety training day for staff, which was then raided by the Wog Patrol who were no doubt thankful that they could have their fun during working hours instead of breaking down doors at three in the morning. The company "refused to respond" to claims that it facilitated the training on false pretences, but confirmed that it facilitated the raid; thereby confirming our new, happy sovereign Britain in which the notorious red tape of health and safety serves purely as a pretext for the vital task of migrant disposal.