The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Friday, June 03, 2016

Considerable Ecstasies

Oh, yes! Oh George, it's lonely at the top,
Whether of clapped-out Empire or World Cop.
No matter what we bomb or privatise,
We fail to shine in lesser bastards' eyes
Because so few appreciate, today,
The virtues of our whiny shade of grey:
My modest manners and abilities,
Your own success in training chimpanzees.

Edwina and my party chums can cause
Considerable skidmarks in my drawers;
And yet my beer is warm, my bat is straight!
Our schoolgirl missives mean it is our fate
Considerable ecstasies to know!
Oh, George! Oh, quite considerably so!

Jack Shit

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