Arrangement in Purple and Orange
Whatever the results of the EU referendum, it seems the country can look forward to a nice quiet morning after. On 24 June, the Trumpster will be dropping in on one of his Scottish fiefdoms for the official re-launch of a hotel which will soon be graced with the Donald J Trump ballroom, "the most luxurious meeting facility anywhere in Europe". It is as yet unclear whether the Trumpster, or the rabid Liberal Democrat tribble which sits on his head and does the heavy thinking for him, has realised the implications of a vote to leave, which could reduce the Donald J Trump ballroom to merely the most luxurious meeting facility anywhere near a Scottish golf course. In any case, the day is likely to be a busy one for Britain's Head Boy, who called the Trumpster's anti-Muslim comments "stupid, divisive and wrong" while very intelligently, inclusively and correctly supporting an openly anti-Muslim mayoral campaign and libelling an imam who supported his own party. Accordingly, it appears that, however much both may desire it, no definite arrangements have been made whereby Britain's Head Boy can meet the likely Republican presidential nominee and tell him what a fine, upstanding, hard-working little Englishman Sadiq Khan really is.