A Changed Situation
For far too long, I used to say,
Too tolerant we've grown:
Those cunning darkies who obey
Our laws, we leave alone.
This wasn't quite the thing, I thought:
Our love must be more tough.
We must Prevent, Arrest, Deport,
And all that other stuff.
I blathered, less than two months past,
Of scary Muslims who
Might nurse some fiendish plans to blast
A London bus or two.
It brought me votes, it brought me praise,
And I enjoyed eftsoons
Approving belches, barks and brays
From my back-bench baboons.
But, now it's fashionably late,
I find it plain to see:
We must condemn this awful hate,
For it's no use to me.
Davey FitzAnthony
Too tolerant we've grown:
Those cunning darkies who obey
Our laws, we leave alone.
This wasn't quite the thing, I thought:
Our love must be more tough.
We must Prevent, Arrest, Deport,
And all that other stuff.
I blathered, less than two months past,
Of scary Muslims who
Might nurse some fiendish plans to blast
A London bus or two.
It brought me votes, it brought me praise,
And I enjoyed eftsoons
Approving belches, barks and brays
From my back-bench baboons.
But, now it's fashionably late,
I find it plain to see:
We must condemn this awful hate,
For it's no use to me.
Davey FitzAnthony
2 Comments:
At 9:02 pm , The Judge said...
There's always something to learn. I have to confess that in my 54 years I had never come across the word 'eftsoons' before. Thank you.
At 9:13 pm , Philip said...
I'm not sure where I've come across it before, to be honest. I see that it appears in The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, to which I was exposed at an impressionable age; but I'm sure it's turned up in other places too.
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