Without the Law
Various representatives of Western civilisation have walked out of the Ugandan president's inauguration ceremony. The European and North American delegates were protesting against some offensive remarks about the International Criminal Court, which Museveni criticised in his inaugural address. He referred to the court as "a bunch of useless people", despite all the good work it has done investigating and indicting numerous non-Caucasian war criminals. The United States, being World Cop by the grace of God, is not a member of the court but has called on lesser breeds to live up to their commitments insofar as this would not adversely affect US interests. The Ascended Incarnation of the Reverend Blair, we may assume, agrees with the United States.