Please Relax, You Are Perfectly Safe

Britain's new, dynamic energy policy (viz. ditching the green crap and relying on sustainable uranium to keep the City's lights on) has been subject to yet more outrageous interference by the bureau-wogs at the United Nations. A committee has found that the UK has been treating its European partners in much the same way as it likes to treat the indigenous proles, by building a potential nuclear disaster site without putting itself to the trouble of pretending to consult those who might be affected. In this case, the fallout includes Ireland, the Netherlands, Norway and Austria, besides the financial health of that great British company, EDF of France. "Compliance with international obligations is something we take very seriously," sniggered a spokesbeing who was doubtless unaware of (to take a random example) the London Haystack's heroic efforts at keeping the capital's air quality sufficiently buccaneering and barnstorming and generally outside the law.