Wholly Unforeseeable

In their perpetual crusade to protect British values from the marauding swarms, the minions of Mad Tessie May have for the past three years been permitted to give refugees and asylum seekers the News Corporation treatment. An amendment to the Police Act 1997 allows wog disposal operatives to bug homes, cars and migrant warehousing centres, and to hack telephones and computers. The Liberal Democrats are predictably shocked and outraged: "No parliamentarian would have ever foreseen immigration officers having the powers to hack into our smartphones and computers of potentially quite vulnerable people," squealed the spokesbeing for home affairs. The amendment was passed in 2013, so heaven only knows what greasy, unprincipled bunch of mendacious right-wing enablers can have been in coalition with the Conservatives at the time.