Hardly Front-Page Stuff

Despite the efforts of Britain's Head Boy and his chums to do nothing whatever about it, global warming may attain far worse levels than have hitherto been predicted. New research indicates that the ice content of clouds, and hence their ability to deflect excess heat from the sun, has been overestimated. Fortunately, the results are uncertain, and quite probably fail to achieve even the pitiful 95% certainty among mere experts that anthropogenic global warming exists at all. No doubt this partly explains why the likelihood of yet more disastrous climate effects has been relegated to the Just the Environment section of Britain's leading liberal newspaper.