The Curmudgeon

YOU'LL COME FOR THE CURSES. YOU'LL STAY FOR THE MUDGEONRY.

Monday, April 04, 2016

Decent Marauders

As one would expect given that the swarming hordes are to blame for everything that isn't the fault of militant teachers, money-grubbing medics and mansion-dwelling poor people, the minions of Mad Tessie May take migrant welfare very seriously. Doubtless this explains why the number of suicide attempts in wog disposal emporia has reached an all-time record, with eleven per cent more recorded in 2015 than in 2014. It is, of course, a credit to those charming people at Serco and G4S, with whom the Home Secretary has almost no marital connection whatever, that so many among the marauding swarms have been moved to try and ease, in their own small way, Britain's famous crisis of full-upness. Eleven minor marauders were on suicide watch last year, so it seems that even the little woglings are stepping up to the plate and pitching in for the great baseball game that is the saving of our British identity.

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