Blather Together

In order that the Brexit campaign may sensibly pursue the devastating sanity of turning the EU into an economic rival, the strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange has ordered everyone to be chums, at least until the next token filly needs a spanking for her disloyalty. The Caudillo, who next week intends to share a stage with the equally brilliant Chris Graybeing, clearly wishes nothing to interfere with his quest for Britain's independence from its biggest market. Even the Falange's most lucrative donor has rowed back on his squeals about a Westminster stitch-up and his pledge to extend the merriment into October by suing the Electoral Commission for the crime of having nominated the jabbering baboons of the Conservative Party over the jabbering baboons of the Farage Falange. It remains to be seen whether the Caudillo's new policy of appeasement will extend to his most hated political enemy, the seat-warming wing of the Falange in the House of Expenses Claimants.