The Great British Fudge-Up

The Farage Falange's favoured Brexit campaign has got off to a predictably brilliant start. Not only does it produce more vanilla fudge than its hated rivals in Michael Gove's Brexit campaign, but the migrant-marrying fat cat who bankrolls it has managed to staff the call centre with Euro-wogs. In the barnstorming, rule-flouting tradition of the Farage Falange, Arron Banks piously preached the wrongness of discrimination against those who are legally in the country, and proclaimed a sudden enlightenment as to the merits of immigration: "I would argue you bring in the people you need to fulfil the economy." Self-evidently, it is not for people to bring themselves; the import and export of human resources should be solely the prerogative of corporations and the better class of tax-dodger.