Putting India First

Someone has apparently informed Zac Goldsmith that London is full of wogs, with the result that at least part of his nice-but-dim façade has begun to peel away a bit. As is well known, your wog is a somewhat grasping and materialistic type, unlike the average tax-dodging Conservative in the street; so Goldsmith's team has put out a leaflet warning London's Indians that Sadiq Khan is plotting a trinket tax. Goldsmith was also tactful enough to apply the Tebbit test and assume that respect towards the Indian prime minister is an overriding concern for all British Indians. National Congress, Bharatiya Janata, Pakistan People's Party - they are, when you come right down to it, all just the same wog politics. British politics is quite different, consisting in a stark choice between Goldsmith, who has been in all sorts of India-type places and knows all about the psychological homeland of the British wog; and Khan, a sociopolitical mad doctor who wants to experiment with public transport right here in London.