The Curmudgeon

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Friday, March 18, 2016

Detrimentational Regrettability, Actionable Administrativity

Punishments for the excessive democratisation of a hospital in Afghanistan could include being told not to do it again, US central command has confirmed. At least ten personnel "most closely associated with the incident" have been referred for administrative action, which may include negative counselling, hierarchical repositioning and other measures of similar euphony which may or my not exceed the administrative consequences of a white policeman shooting a suspected melanin user. The detrimentation of forty-two people at a Médecins sans Frontières hospital last October achieved sufficient regrettability to cause considerable indignation and numerous outcries of "but Assad" and "what about the Russians?" The US airstrike was blamed on human error which, among the most favoured explanations for good intentions gone awry, ranks behind only native recalcitrance and insufficient wog-bombing.

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