Beam, What Beam?

Those endearingly litigious people at the Christian Legal Centre, whose acquaintance with the Saviour's orders is evidently rather slight, are launching yet another crusade. The oppressed faithful in this case comprises a magistrate who proclaimed that same-sex couples make inferior parents. Despite being sent for re-training, where he was presumably reminded that the law he had sworn to uphold took a different view, the magistrate continued to define his legal responsibilities in terms of his personal feelings about what nature intended. For virtuously refusing to do his job, the martyred magistrate was struck off, and now intends to sue the lord chancellor and Brexit spokesbeing for the House of Windsor, Michael Gove, for "pandering to the new political orthodoxy" rather than to the prejudices of some dirty-minded Bronze Age theocrats channelling a genocidal djinn.