Daveymandering Democracy

The Bullingdon Club's obsessive pursuit of fairness and equality is to continue with a cull of one-thirteenth of the expenses claimants in Parliament's lower house. This measure was originally suggested under the Conservative administration of 2010-2015, but was vetoed by the Deputy Conservatives when they found themselves on the wrong side of a broken pledge. Coincidentally, the cut is expected to result in the Conservatives winning an extra twenty seats; which means that all redundancies will either be voluntary or take place among people who don't matter very much in any case, and no doubt if MPs suggest amendments beyond what is fair and reasonable the contract will be duly imposed. Any plans the Bullingdon Club may have concocted to equalise and fairnessate the House of Donors, Bishops and Hairdressers have not, as yet, been placed before the public.

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