The Upturn Continues

At least forty-five more British jobs have been saved off Greece, providing further vindication for the Conservatives' let-'em-drown policy and eliciting further pious words from across the European Union. Fatalities in the Aegean this month outnumber those during last January and the previous January combined, thus proving yet again that our wog disposal centres are too luxurious, that our social security system is too generous, and that we were and remain correct in undertaking the various crusades which have created the situation from which the hordes are swarming. The Turkish prime minister proclaimed that the crisis "is not a German crisis, a European crisis or a Turkish crisis"; naturally, it goes without saying that it's also not a British one.