Hard Work and Family Values

A couple of entrepreneurs have been imprisoned for making economically efficient use of an illegal immigrant. The hard-working family of Emmanuel and Antan Edet incentivised Ofonime Sunday Inuk to work up to seventeen hours a day and conditioned him, according to the judge, "to the extent that he did not ask for what he wanted because he expected his request to be refused". In short, they treated him much as the Government would like to treat the rest of Britain's unpaid carers and other useful idiots, if only they didn't make so much noise. The beneficiary of the vocational training was predictably ungrateful, and complained to a family friend, an MP and the police, and was informed by the latter of the sanctity of British family values. It is as yet unclear how soon the Home Office plans to deport him.