In Like Nigel

The strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange has been having a bit of a blather in Oldham, where a by-election is due early next month. The Caudillo had a bit of a snigger at Corbyn for believing in one world, which according to some exercise books which the Caudillo saw at school means unlimited immigration. This might sound more impressive if there were any Bad Thing in the UKIP vocabulary that didn't mean unlimited immigration. The Caudillo also had a bit of a snigger about Labour's civil war, because nothing is worse in a democratic party than internal debate about that party's aims. Perhaps Corbyn should resolve the matter once and for all by resigning and then reinstating himself, just to clarify things. The Caudillo also had a bit of a snigger about the proles, who tend at all times to vote for party leaders without taking into account the context in which they are voting; by which logic the strutting Caudillo of the Farage Falange has lost not only Thanet South but every other seat in the Commons except that of his hated rival Douglas Carswell.