Then Imitate the Action of the Vassal

Hard-working taxpayers awaiting their Yuletide notice of the cuts to their tax credits will be delighted to learn that Britain's Head Boy spent a hundred thousand of their money attending the funeral of a head-chopping, limb-lopping Islamic fundamentalist. The cost of Daveybloke's trip to Saudi Arabia was seven and a half times that of a trip to Australia two months before, doubtless because the aeroplane was weighed down by concerns over human rights. Fortunately, as we all know, the Bullingdons have saved the taxpayer far more than a hundred thousand by removing subsidies for clean energy, thus ensuring a gold-plated economic justification for grovelling to human rights abusers who can cook the climate and irradiate the countryside.